Chris Rock – Richard Cory
Queen Latifah – Richard Cory’s Girlfriend
Tinkerbell – Richard Cory’s Grandmother
Master Chief – Person on Pavement
50 Cent – Person #2 on Pavement
Big Momma – Richard’s mother
Adam Sandler – Richard’s father
Ricky Martin - Nurse
Scene 1
Setting - Hospital
Richard’s mother – 9 months I have waited for my baby boy be born.
Richard - *Cry*
Richard’s father – He’s going to be a very successful man, hopefully he gets a nice wife.
Nurse walks in to the hospital room
Nurse – Excuse me sir, but the family wants to come in.
Richard’s father – okay, let them in.
Richard’s great-grandmother walks in
Richard’s mother – Mother! I told you not to come here!
Richard’s grandmother – What? I can’t see my grandson?!?!?!
Richard’s mother – Mother leave.
Richard’s grandmother – Not until I give my grandson a gift.
Richard’s mother – It’s best that you don’t give him a gift mother.
Richard’s grandmother – Nonsense. I’m sure he’ll LOVE this gift.
Richard’s grandmother takes a step back from Richard and raises her arms up.
Richard’s grandmother – I’ll give him a the gift.. Of not being able to love!
Richard’s mother – Mother! No!
Richard’s grandmother puts the curse on Richard, and then runs out of the hospital room.
Richard’s father – what just happened?
Richard’s mother – I think my mother just put a terrible curse on Richard.
Scene 2
30 years later
Richard is taking a walk downtown where all the people in poverty, shop. He is talking to himself and people are looking at him.
Richard – It’s so fascinating how people work so hard for money. Hello sir, good day!
Master Chief – Hello Richard!
50 Cent – What up gangstaaaaa!
Richard – Odd… Well see you gentlemen later.
Richard starts walking away from the men, and they look at each other like they had just seen a god.
Master Chief – Man, I wish I could be that guy.
50 Cent – yeah he’s so lucky.
Scene 3
Richard walks into his house where his girlfriend is waiting for him.
Richard’s girlfriend – where have you been all day Richard.
Richard – I’m sorry, I was walking around town.
Richard’s girlfriend – It seems like you care more about walking than me. Do you even love me Richard!?!
Richard – I…
Richard’s girlfriend – you don’t even love me do you?
Richard’s girlfriend storms out of the room. Richard then starts talking to himself again.
Richard – I can’t tell my girlfriend about what happened when I was a baby. But then, she won’t talk to me anymore and she’s all I have. I have to tell her!
Richard grabs the nearby phone, and dials his girlfriend’s number.
Richard – Honey, I have to tell you something?
Richard’s girlfriend – What is it Richard? It better be good.
Richard – The truth is..
Richard’s girlfriend – What Richard!?
Richard – I’m sorry…
Richard’s girlfriend – I’m sorry too Richard that you can’t tell me what’s wrong! Goodbye!
Richard’s girlfriend hangs up. The next day police found Richard dead with a bullet in his head, and the gun that killed him in his open hand. People never knew the troubles that Richard had.
Mr. Turtola
Richard Cory
Cast:
Chris Rock – Richard Cory
Queen Latifah – Richard Cory’s Girlfriend
Tinkerbell – Richard Cory’s Grandmother
Master Chief – Person on Pavement
50 Cent – Person #2 on Pavement
Big Momma – Richard’s mother
Adam Sandler – Richard’s father
Ricky Martin - Nurse
Scene 1
Setting - Hospital
Richard’s mother – 9 months I have waited for my baby boy be born.
Richard - *Cry*
Richard’s father – He’s going to be a very successful man, hopefully he gets a nice wife.
Nurse walks in to the hospital room
Nurse – Excuse me sir, but the family wants to come in.
Richard’s father – okay, let them in.
Richard’s great-grandmother walks in
Richard’s mother – Mother! I told you not to come here!
Richard’s grandmother – What? I can’t see my grandson?!?!?!
Richard’s mother – Mother leave.
Richard’s grandmother – Not until I give my grandson a gift.
Richard’s mother – It’s best that you don’t give him a gift mother.
Richard’s grandmother – Nonsense. I’m sure he’ll LOVE this gift.
Richard’s grandmother takes a step back from Richard and raises her arms up.
Richard’s grandmother – I’ll give him a the gift.. Of not being able to love!
Richard’s mother – Mother! No!
Richard’s grandmother puts the curse on Richard, and then runs out of the hospital room.
Richard’s father – what just happened?
Richard’s mother – I think my mother just put a terrible curse on Richard.
Scene 2
30 years later
Richard is taking a walk downtown where all the people in poverty, shop. He is talking to himself and people are looking at him.
Richard – It’s so fascinating how people work so hard for money. Hello sir, good day!
Master Chief – Hello Richard!
50 Cent – What up gangstaaaaa!
Richard – Odd… Well see you gentlemen later.
Richard starts walking away from the men, and they look at each other like they had just seen a god.
Master Chief – Man, I wish I could be that guy.
50 Cent – yeah he’s so lucky.
Scene 3
Richard walks into his house where his girlfriend is waiting for him.
Richard’s girlfriend – where have you been all day Richard.
Richard – I’m sorry, I was walking around town.
Richard’s girlfriend – It seems like you care more about walking than me. Do you even love me Richard!?!
Richard – I…
Richard’s girlfriend – you don’t even love me do you?
Richard’s girlfriend storms out of the room. Richard then starts talking to himself again.
Richard – I can’t tell my girlfriend about what happened when I was a baby. But then, she won’t talk to me anymore and she’s all I have. I have to tell her!
Richard grabs the nearby phone, and dials his girlfriend’s number.
Richard – Honey, I have to tell you something?
Richard’s girlfriend – What is it Richard? It better be good.
Richard – The truth is..
Richard’s girlfriend – What Richard!?
Richard – I’m sorry…
Richard’s girlfriend – I’m sorry too Richard that you can’t tell me what’s wrong! Goodbye!
Richard’s girlfriend hangs up. The next day police found Richard dead with a bullet in his head, and the gun that killed him in his open hand. People never knew the troubles that Richard had.